What men are we supposed to be trying to take a break from? Total douchebags? Sorry, I've found men who love my hairy armpits and who also get off on an alternative look.

But sure, if not looking like a conformist, freshly shaved maiden will keep the Chads in the sports bars and frats from asking me out, then hell, whatever I have to do. Thanks for making my breakfast feel like I was getting a dinner-time lecture from my Republican parents.